The Totally Official Fandom Full of J Simps is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 854 million J Simps are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The very strong J Simp economy, worth 55.3 trillion cryptocurrencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,752 cryptocurrencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,264 per year while the poor average 15,248, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Large areas of J Simps are not accessible by the public, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and J Simps has designated J Simps City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. J Simps's national animal is the disassembly drone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

J Simps is ranked 113,922^nd in the world and 94^th in Changuu for Safest, scoring 76.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.